ray ban sale- she was going to say to the mouth became a I am groggy

1 unit of message, a leader said:
2. dormitories fourth of slippers out of bed looking for a long time, no, ask you: Why does my slippers gone?
3. I have the time to buy mutton
out four fingers of the boss said, Finger said, One time someone hit me phone: : Master, fried potatoes, a hot and sour silk, do not put potatoes!
8. then find a job, the interviewer asked what year I graduated.
I meant to say 2000, was an excited, said:

9. a variety show, the host came announcer: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang dance, set off your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
10 .** not fat cats, you think it is dying it!
11. I: That was our physics teacher. . .
students: what to teach the A?
I: Chemistry. . .

12. go to school one day when a phone call to me, and then finished the students gave me: woman is Li Ning, a pair of shoes to go with my sister, my sister an opening: Changing his shoes at the door, the father asked me why go? I casually said the word:
17. teachers leave the job, I will not do to copy someone else's, then hand in papers to the office, saw the teacher said: the car is not, once, a mm on the car seat did, I sit next to a busy male colleagues stood up, greeted her warmly and said: off ~!
19. In college, a classmate and I debate the issue, sometimes a disadvantage, so he got up and shouted in a pound the table: your nonsense, I'm not not stupid!
20. a child's ice cream popsicles are generally selling his bicycle, and once, listening to an aunt in the room shouted: New ice cream, warming up. (Estimated aunt used to be sold cake fritters)
21. One day to the students home for dinner, a drink, her father suddenly came in, wanted to cry uncle, and the result was wrong, said: to sit! Big help students laughed to death
22. A ktv, song, a loud shout mm: Give me one week cut the stick fat test paper, took a more behind the girls, shouting, > 24 children six months old friend cheap ghd hair straighteners, and call to care, after greeting a few words to say one thing: your child is now ** milk or your milk
25. One evening ray ban sale, met acquaintance, opening said: Bank of China to a place of maintenance equipment, cook out of a taxi from the hotel after the driver said: I was mean to buy the screwdriver, I did not notice that I am wrong, then that driver has been looked at me very much aggrieved, said: I was very angry, ferocious, said: it ! ! To realize that I am wrong, and quickly explained a long time, now think about other people feel sorry for the driver.
28. political lecture when the teacher once said: ?
a student Translation: Who is this man? The whole class laugh, the teacher speechless

30. Political class comes to political issues in Japan, said Japanese samurai pull pull A *** Caesarean section.
teacher, said: I ask you to move with the business. . . , We actually hear from the operator hands-free lady politely said: to move with our business. . . All quarters laughs

32. My husband especially thin, there are times I am anxious, he said: 110 police officers injured after I fled
announcer read: two criminals and wounded one hundred and ten police officers after I fled
(Once Upon a reincarnation ??!)< br>
34. one of our colleagues, When he went to the driving test, the examiner said the words of a classic:
report instrument, the examiner normal ~~~~~~
35. I remember one time, and a sister were children to KFC, when I line up listen to her murmuring, a chicken burger, a pair of wings ......, finally her turn, an opening to Xiaofan all, she was going to say to the mouth became a I am groggy, to the restaurant, I smile, Miss Kentucky to the sentence: Please give me two .............
Shame-_-!
37. a boy to see his uncle: very shy male students to the cafeteria for breakfast hit the window in that teacher asked him: He half-day, asked: teacher!

40. a fellow student called home to his friends, the other grandfather then, that students do not know what they thought, mouth is: and hung up ... ...
41. a man, once he was around a long time favorite girl, ready for her confession. Two sat a long time, he was finally told the girl: br> 42. blame the wife asked: Do you even do not know the name of your grandmother?

aggrieved husband to A: I ye know Ugg gloves, I was seven years old when he died, my grandmother.

wife surprised: What?

husband busy changed: No, no, old grandmother when I was dead!

43. Before my mother went out to play mahjong, told me: 44 first came out there, from the mother to his wife there, after seeing his wife, customary called out: