wife: I have a boyfriend, you can not interfere with me. -
husband: OK, I have a girlfriend. -
Wife: No! -
Husband: Why I know I not ah. -
wife: I am a boyfriend, you can not do others can do, I will not pick your old problems, and is conducive to a happy family. Your girlfriend, I acting by a small, jealous paul smith accessories, and you quarrel called, is not conducive to family stability. -
husband: I also acting small. -
wife: a man and a woman acting as a small, loss of nerve to say you! -
husband:. . . . . . -
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on the affair -
wife: now the old TV play affair, you say, you will have an affair it? -
husband: no. -
Wife: Why? -
husband: have you had a regret I have is enough, never again to be the second! ! -
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on the bed (a) -
husband: So you villain, how to account for children so the earth! -
Wife: Of course, I have to stand up, had to stretch it! -
husband:. . . . . -
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on the bed (two) -
wife: Let's cover that was it double. -
Husband: Do not! That the next morning on your body all wrapped up. I did not cover vain. Or cover their own right, and my heart at ease. -
Wife: Well, you is build their own, until tomorrow morning, I still have to be wrapped to go! -
husband:. . . . . -
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on up -
husband: get up, get up, do not you get up early today to meet that thing. -
Wife: Knock it off me, I sleep for a while. -
husband: Get up it will be late. -
Wife: You do not touch me! I would also like to sleep it! ! -
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wife: Yeah! Are late! How do you not call me? ! -
husband:. . . . . . -
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for dinner -
wife: her husband, we go there to eat ah, what to eat? -
husband: you like? -
Wife: What have I decided to, ah, then I would also like you to do? Just, you eat whatever you want -
husband: we went to eat XXX XXX bar -
wife: furious, and eat this, ah, you can a little creativity, every time so I want to get angry angry. -
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on the truth -
Wife: You see, the girl more beautiful. -
husband: nice what ah. -
Wife: What do you mean! Why do not you and I remain the same! -
husband: pretty nice. -
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husband: hey, you go ah, how to ignore me? -
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about the child -
wife: we have to a child. -
Husband: OK. -
Wife: Do you like our children? -
husband: love. -
Wife: No! You have a person like me! -
Husband: Well, well, I like you a man. -
Wife: That my child how can you not like Ah! -
husband: we still do not have to children. -
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divorce -
wife: If we divorced, the house owned by me, my money, I have to take. -
husband: my money? -
Wife: Your money is my money, what is your money! -
wife: Also, your monthly income after divorce have to give me 80%. Ah, if you marry again, then give me 60% became. -
husband: my wife, I will not divorce thee! -
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on gender equality -
husband: say gender equality, we also have equality at home is not equal? -
Wife: OK ah. Woman men bully you bullied several thousand years. So we have to bully a bully you for thousands of years, it is true equality. But wait, another few thousand years, our house would equal the. -
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of happiness -
wife: I married you is not particularly happy ah? -
husband: do not think so. You are not unreasonable and do not work, you toss the old man, how happy I ah. -
wife: This is your happy ah. I'm not unreasonable to contrasting your generosity; I do not work, it has trained you, so hearts are more than the body, so strong you do not please; I toss people, your life was full of colorful, you see, your marriage will not someone's home so monotonous it. -
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on unreasonable -
husband: You are not unreasonable. -
wife: and you and I've never talked about science, home is not unreasonable place. Say you are male, but also 28 months than I do, you have to let me. -
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about money -
husband: After I earned in proportion to give you, I also earn a little more than to stay too long, so I have more enthusiasm. -
wife: good. -
husband: I'll give you by how much? -
wife: one hundred and twenty percent. -
husband:. . . . . -
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on his mind -
Wife: Let's go play. -
Husband: Well, you say where to go on where to go. -
wife: I have a mind to say to you also! -
husband: I am out of ideas you never agree to ah. -
wife: I do not agree with what is called the idea of ah ray ban 3044, and what is perfunctory! You have to constantly have an idea, until I was satisfied. -
husband:. . . . . . -
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About the Center -
wife: I have been in our family center at your home also can be self-centered. -
husband: I have been in our family is the center. -
wife: you can be my center of that center than important. -
Husband: Why? -
wife: Because I am a daughter, you're just a kid. -
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on mood -
wife: I work on the bad mood, we will reduce the quality of marriage. -
Husband: I will work mood is not good. -
Wife: No, you have the capacity of the heart stronger than me. Because you fist than me, than the big heart! -
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on clothes -
wife: this dress look good? -
husband: good-looking. -
Wife: You perfunctory me, want me to hurry home to buy over quickly, -
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wife: that dress look good? -
husband: does not look good. -
wife: you will not want to buy me! -
husband:. . . . . -
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about to take things -
wife: this bag you hold it. -
husband: I took four bags, and you get nothing, the nerve to do? -
Wife: I holding you too! You have 100 kilos of it, I get something more than your take something heavy. -
husband:. . . . . . -
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on eating -
wife: I eat the plum in half, very good to eat, you eat the rest. -
husband: I do not like plum. -
Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me! -
husband: This fish is very good to eat to. -
wife: you have to dirty chopsticks touched, who eat! -
husband: I eat you eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me? -
wife: it is. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I am better than you clean, how can you find me? ! -
husband:. . . . . -
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on water -
wife: her husband, I want to drink! -
husband: I'll give you keep on doing. Hey, this cup is not in your hand Well, did not see? -
wife: see, I just want you to me. -
husband:. . . . . . -
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on call -
Wife: Why do not you call me? ! -
husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call. Finally, I waited a day, or I call you. -
wife: I have said, may I changed my mind. Eileen Chang said: Women have the right to change his mind. -
husband: You change your mind did not tell me it! -
wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you my heart and not interlinked. -
husband:. . . . . . -
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on dishes -
husband: one will you do the dishes? -
wife: good. -
husband: how not to move ah? -
wife: I have a headache. -
husband: lazy dead, do not let you do the dishes you a headache. -
wife: really! I thought of washing a headache. -
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on a walk -
Wife: We have been walking to the piece of road it. -
husband: to get there too far, not a moment to go back. -
wife: all right, you carry me back. -
husband:. . . . . . -
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on the household -
husband: Let the home sub-division of it. -
wife: good. First of all, men do it too dirty work. Such as grazing / toilet brush / wipe the table. . . -
husband: this right. -
wife: men outside, women inside. And outsiders dealing with your kid, buy food / water delivery / take the newspaper and milk. -
husband: this. . . OK! -
Wife: You studied engineering in school, I studied liberal arts, live stuff with your kid, like washing machines / refrigerators / rice cooker / iron. . . -
Husband: OK, OK, then what are you doing? -
Wife: Do not worry, ah burberry kids, the kitchen smoke so much, can destroy the skin, and cook you have to do it. -
Husband: You tell me you do it. -
wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can stay with you, monitoring you, praise you, comfort you. . . -
husband:. . . . . -
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about love -
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