1 Once a few friends to water and soil, in the fruit zone, there are many, many fruits, we do not know what to buy, as they asked my wife like to eat.
my wife said: I like bananas.
be afraid of them misunderstood, she then added the sentence: I said is true banana!
2. before my wife likes to chat online with others, for years the summer, there was a man and my wife video, my wife used the book to block the camera, the man was naked, a little well-developed chest burberry shawl, his wife said: you is a man or woman ah?
friends: I am a man, ah, but my chest a little big.
my wife said: It does not matter, I like big breasts.
user said: Well your chest so big?
wife: I'll give you a look at it paul smith store!
then my wife called me to undress, sitting in the video before
3. there are times with my wife to attend a friend's wedding, the groom in front of my mother, I will definitely give your daughter happy.
wife said: You see people say nice ah, you and me after the wedding how to say ah, when?
I said: I will tell you mom, I do not necessarily guaranteed to make your daughter happy, but I must make her comfortable.
wife grumbles: lie, every time you are more comfortable.
4. There are times when the wife to take a bath, call me over, I said why Yeah, I want to watch the match, his wife said to me Chopping ah, I say you rub it?
wife said to tell you a joke
Jap invasion of China when a Japanese officer's wife also came to China, and she was in the shower, the Japanese military to find a traitor to his wife, Chopping But he was not at ease, go in and saw that the following tilt to the traitor, a traitor is very angry and asked, what's working, that traitor is very cunning, put a towel in there, say, hanging towel to work, the Japanese officers went out, after a while they came to see children do not trust, which is being constantly aware of traitors pumping from behind, took out knives to ask what work, and a traitor doing his mouth, to rub over the outside , which to rubbing.
weighs, and each time to use this joke to me Chopping.
wife said: Come to me that you do not poke inside -
5. at home, every time I shampoo my wife help me wash all her technology very well, but she did not like I wash your hair, because every time I wash when she looks at the
have time, I said my wife, you give me to wash it!
wife said: roll, the bulk do not wash, head wash at night.
6. My wife and I often exchange in line to see the classic stuff, the day shopping, I inadvertently talking about, the Internet saying,
wife said that this is also called Niua, I will say ah.
wife then said: You have to dare off, I dare to kiss.
I said, it was not shopping, go home!
7. There are days when watching TV with my wife, my wife asked me like that country H films, I say the Japanese, those AV Actress good punctuality.
wife said, I will fulfill your wish.
night doing homework when his wife cried in the climax to the time: ah buy CDs, ah buy CDs!
by, had wanted to hold on more, and what to spray.
8. My wife and good, I said my wife, I am thirsty, what drink do not ah?
wife said: only tea, and you want to milk or you want to plug Well?
9. my wife wanted to eat something, she asked me to take, I installed did not hear. Wife on the prettily said: My husband and I have to cigars.
excited I immediately jumped up and said: Come on!
wife gave me a slap in the face: you have become a conditioned reflex of *** Ha
injustice ah -
10. his wife in bed late, get up do not have two in the afternoon. Told her to get up, she did not move, ask her why it?
wife: Hush! Stop it, do I become butterflies.
I said my wife you are not people?
wife said: I was a caterpillar, she deliberately quilt wrapped around the body. Told me to look a lot like.
I said: You like caterpillars, like the pig worm. A section.
wife: pig worms can become butterflies?
I said: No, you can change pig.
look on his wife jumped out of bed, she is now afraid to gain weight burberry uk outlet, so out of shape.
I saw, weighs, his wife to wear a black lace underwear, wearing no underwear.
wife said: You see the child to see Caesar? I kill you!
I said: do you have a weapon? Hit me?
wife quite the chest, said: I this is not the chest, ah? Do you dare it too small?
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